Foreign students cross eagles, get deported

Originally posted on August 28th, 2015

Friday’s first lunch took a turn for the worse when four students of Hispanic descent began to head towards the main stairwell. “I was just returning an overdue book man” quoted one of the students. That student went on to say that Douglas Security asked for green cards, and if they “speaka the ingles?”. 


All four students were sent to the port authority, when asked for reasoning, Douglas Security guard Montel Jacobs stated that “If they cross the eagles today, what could they be crossing tomorrow?”.

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