Grave news came out of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School this morning when one of the incoming Freshman Class members tripped and drowned in the School Aquatics center.
The MSD swimming team is infuriated rather than mourning, claiming that “Why have we had to make the 5 mile trek to the Coral Springs Swim Center if we had a pool this whole damn time.”
The principal is in such denial to the press on this recent event that he had this to comment: “This isn’t possible, we don’t even have a fourth floor in the freshman building.” The boys mother responded with “Then what about my SON??”.