Snitches get riches

Originally posted on September 3rd

After snitching on three of his closest friends, one Douglas student was rewarded with two homecoming tickets, a private bus, and nine escorts.
Douglas Security had this prepared statement: “The student, who wishes to remain anonymous, relayed very valuable information to us about dangerous individuals. This student therefore deserved some form of compensation”.
The three students, who now attend Broward Regional Juvenile Center, had this to say “We were going to this party, right? but we stopped for gas, and we’s were peer pressurin our friend(the snitch) inta driving past curfew it was only 11:01 Ya see but he wasn’t down, long story short I get out in three to five.”
Although socially deemed a rat by his peers, the Douglas Student has been named a hero by administration and will be honored in an assembly tomorrow in front of every one.

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