Originally posted on August 27th, 2015

A group of three juniors decided to drop out of Stoneman Douglas this week when they decided their grades were beyond saving. “I just couldn’t focus man- this one girl had her whole shoulder visible in my math class, that’s why I couldn’t do my variables”

These accusations didn’t end there- “I usually got D’s in English but now, in a level up, I just couldn’t keep up when my eyes were exposed to the number of female shoulders in my class”. The students’ parents had some final comments: “How do you expect a teenage boy to focus when shoulder-showing sluts are in every one of their classes? It’s just nonsense.”