Originally posted on September 28th, 2015

During the events of Douglas’ Spirit week several precise attacks focused their attention on the News Outlet. The Premiere News Source contains an extensive network of reporters but sadly none of them created sustainable defense protocols. The results of the attacks left several employees with boo-boos and even rare cases of Hypothermia.

This cold hearted criminal, believed to be of Caucasian decent, also made away with a weeks worth of articles dedicated to spirit week. Some titles included: “Party City Opens in Parkland, Closes After Ten Minutes” “Twin Tuesdays Turnout Outraged Triplett Community” “How to Keep Your Spirit Up While Fasting” “Plaid Shirts Don’t Make Cowboys” and finally “exclusive behind the foreskin interview with mysterious pep rally penis”. All copies of these articles have been either physically destroyed or sold over the Douglas Black Market.
“A national travesty has been faced this previous week, we will not rest till those responsible are accounted for, no more questions” said Mr Porter at Sunday’s Tribute. Principal Thompson finished with words of wisdom for all students “this can’t be real, an exclusive interview”. ⠀
We will attempt to publish daily stories again as we rebuild The Beak.