Originally posted on September 18th, 2015

Following up on yesterday’s gripping story about the bell replacement, Douglas High’s administration realized the error of their ways when students started a fire at 1:44PM this afternoon. The alarm rang in response due to a bunsen burner fencing match in the chemistry lab. But much to the surprise of Douglas Staff, students, now used to the loud buzz, moved instead to their next class.

“My boy Yung Suburb was in the Chem lab during that time, I thought he just dropped his mixtape” stated one Douglas student.

After the fire was live streamed over HastagMyLife, local firefighters went to put out the fire. As the last ember was drowned in the swampy water Ty Thompson wept, “it was a good show while it lasted.”