Originally posted on September 10th, 2015. In a recent Douglas press release, administration detailed a project that’s been under wraps for a couple years now: “We are excited to announce that in addition to the senior and junior parking lots, a brand new freshmen parking lot is being installed at Douglas!” Said head of Douglas’ Construction Board Jennifer Dale. Freshmen were confused at the recent announcements, … Continue reading Freshmen parking lot to begin construction in 2016

Originally posted on August 28th, 2015 Friday’s first lunch took a turn for the worse when four students of Hispanic descent began to head towards the main stairwell. “I was just returning an overdue book man” quoted one of the students. That student went on to say that Douglas Security asked for green cards, and if they “speaka the ingles?”.  All four students were sent … Continue reading Foreign students cross eagles, get deported

Originally posted on August 26th, 2015 Following the shocking news that Stoneman Douglas Administration will begin handing out suspensions to people participating in rap battles veteran Douglas battle rapper Yung Suburb said “This is wack yo how else can I promote my mixtape between HOPE and remedial English?” These new rules have definitely added a financial burden to up and coming upper middleclass rappers, “It’s … Continue reading Despite administration’s attempts to limit rap battles, Parkland rap scene stays consistent